What are you doing ?
Business..... Pay Professional Tax !
What are you doing in business ?
Selling the Goods....... Pay Sales Tax !
From where are you getting Goods ?
From other State/Abroad.......Pay Central Sales Tax,Custom Duty & Octroi !
What are you getting in selling Goods ?
Profit.....Pay Income Tax !
How do you distribute profit ?
By the way of Dividend.....Pay Dividend Distribution Tax !
Where are you manufacturing the Goods ?
Factory....Pay Excise Duty !
Do you have Office/Warehouse/Factory ?
Yes....Pay Municipal & Fire Tax !
Dyou have Staff ?
Yes....Pay Staff Professional Tax !
Doing business in millions ?
Yes....Pay Turnover Tax !
Are you taking out over 25,000 cash from Bank ?
Yes, for Salary......Pay Cash Handling Tax !
Where are you taking your client for Lunch & Dinner ?
Hotel.....Pay Food and Entertainment Tax !
Are you going Out of Station for Business ?
Yes...Pay Fringe Benefit Tax !
Have you taken or given any Service/s ?
Yes....Pay Service Tax !
How come you got such a big amount ?
Gift on birthday.......Pay Gift Tax !
Do you have any Wealth ?
Yes...Pay Wealth Tax !
To reuce Tension,where are you going for entertainment ?
Cinema or Resort..... Pay Entertainment Tax !
Have you purchased a house ?
Yes.....Pay Stamp Duty & Registration Fee !
How do you Travel ?
Bus.....Pay Surcharge !
Any Additional Tax ?
Yes....Pay Educational. Additional Educational & Surcharge on all the
Have you delayed paying Taxes anytime ?
Yes.....Pay Interest & Penalty !
No Taxes to be paid ?
No.....Then Pay Minimum Alternate Tax !
Can i Die Now ?
No.....Wait we are about to launch the Funeral Tax !!!!
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